Review: The New Husband

Oh boy. Where do I begin with this one?

This book might seem like a far cry from my usual romance interests, and you’d be right; the author himself is even a bit of a far stretch from my comfort authors like Jamie McGuire and Colleen Hoover. So how did I stumble upon this book, you may ask? Because Dr. Nicole Martin recommended it on her Instagram, and I would do anything one of my favourite Real Housewives told me to do.

The New Husband, as recommended by Dr. Nicole Martin, tells the story of a woman named Mary and her husband Brent. After dealing with depression in working a thankless job, and having some marital struggles with his wife, Brent decides to attend a month-long wellness retreat. Mary can’t help but notice that her once reserved and unalarming husband has returned confident, optimistic, and full of life. To Mary, Brent seems like a whole new person. But something isn’t sitting right with Mary. Brent can’t have changed that much in the space of a month, right?

My newfound interest in mystery/thriller type novels that keep me on the edge of my seat, along with Dr. Nicole Martin’s recommendation, had me chomping at the bits to read this after reading the synopsis. And I can say that after reading it, I was not disappointed; however, I wouldn’t give it a perfect ten.

I think I started The New Husband at work in a lunch break and read a few pages, and after achieving my daily tasks when I went home, settled in to read some more. I didn’t intend on finishing the book in one day, but it was so captivating that I had no choice but to. I eventually went to sleep at around 2am, but it was worth it, because there was no way I could sleep without finding out what happened!

I’ll start by saying that Brian writes in a manner that I’m not particularly used to. Maybe because I’m used to romance authors who have a particular style of writing, but Brian seemed to write in a more direct manner. I’m not saying I’m against it, because all of the points he was trying to make did hit the mark, but it just wasn’t something I was used to.

Now onto the more fun part: the gripping storyline! My god, I simply could not put this book down because the story of Mary noticing small differences in her husband, or finding out that there was a random man in an SUV tailing her, was just so incredibly enthralling. And when you thought that maybe Mary had figured out that maybe something wasn’t all as it seems, Brent would give a valid reason why, and as the reader, you’re confused as to where this story is going; you want to give Brent the benefit of the doubt and attribute all of these changes to this amazing wellness retreat, but at the same time, you can’t help but be skeptical of him.

I couldn’t put it down, and neither will you. I will refrain from dropping any spoilers on it, but I’m sure you will love the twist! I will say, however, that most of the reviews I read before starting this novel were like “OMG absolutely did not see this twist coming”; meanwhile, I scoped the twist out at the halfway mark. But that didn’t mean I wasn’t eager to see how everything panned out, because as they say, it’s about the journey, not the destination.

Wid-o-meter
Storyline:
8.5/10
Style of writing: 7.5/10
Overall: 8/10

The New Husband is definitely a recommendation I would give out to friends and family, so I completely understand why Dr. Nicole Martin did in the first place. If you’re a fan of psychological thrillers, or just someone wanting to try something a bit new, go out of your way to pick this one up!

– by The Black Widow

The Housewives of Miami: Ranked

Come feel the rush.

I actually finished this series a while ago, but let’s pretend that this is fresh in my memory and I only completed it like five minutes ago.

My fellow Bravo historians and connoisseurs alike, I invite you to come feel the rush with me as I rank the Real Housewives of Miami. This franchise is interesting considering there was an eight year gap between season three and season four, and just for the record, I am so glad this show came back. The Bravo hill that I will die on is that season two of RHOM is one of the best Housewives seasons ever, of any franchise.


Bras and brawls aside, here are my definitive rankings of the Miami housewives.

13. Larsa Pippen
Larsa is definitely on my top 5 most hated housewives of all the cities, so finds herself at rock bottom of this list. I don’t think there is anything genuine about Larsa at all. Everything about her screams pretentious, and I’m not about it. This is in no way shaming her body or “alleged” surgeries, because I don’t think anyone should be shamed for wanting to get a procedure done to make them feel better about themselves; it’s more to do with the fact that she as a whole person, to me, is fake.

12. Adriana de Moura
I struggle to understand why so many other people like Adriana when she’s an absolute mess. She starts drama for literally no reason and is always the one to take it too far, yet people praise her for it. I believe underneath the forced drama queen that we see on TV there is a decent human being underneath it all, but I don’t have the patience to find out.

11. Marysol Patton
I swear to god, if I see this bitch and her bedazzled tumbler one more time, I will lose my mind. Marysol’s storyline for the early seasons was leeching off her iconic mother, and her storyline for season four was leeching off Alexia. Regarding Marysol herself, however, there is nothing interesting about her at all. She’s just Alexia’s sidekick. Wow when did my blurbs about housewives become so harsh?

10. Ana Quincoces
Speaking of boring. I honestly don’t understand what Ana’s contribution to season two was besides telling everyone that Karent’s man was sliding into her DMs. If you took Ana out of season two, the entire season would’ve been the exact same. Thank u, next.

9. Cristy Rice
There’s always one housewife in each city that I would love to see more of, but they only last one season and never appear again. Cristy is Miami’s version of this. I thought Cristy had the potential to be the fun, messy housewife that naturally attracted drama, but before you knew it, she was gone.

8. Lea Black
To put it shortly, Lea Black was the LVP of Miami. She was rich honey, and she knew how to be a sniper from the sidelines. But she wasn’t scared to get involved in the drama either. Her annual Black Galas always provided good entertainment, and I’m sure season four would’ve been that touch better had the gala been included. 

7. Lisa Hochstein
Despite all the glitz and glam that Lisa has, there is some endearing down to earth quality about her that I love. Even though she married into wealth and is rich af with all of her Birkin bags, I found her to be quite relatable. Her recent antics on Twitter, however, keep her from going any higher on this list.

6. Julia Lemigova
Julia played her role of the peacekeeper and the one that everyone generally liked pretty well on season four, even if she randomly decided to put Larsa on blast at the table for no reason. Her claiming her hangover to be an illness was pretty hilarious, but what puts her high on this list really is the battles she’s faced in her personal life and how stronger she has come out on the other side. Also I will always back the first housewife to be in a same sex marriage on any Housewives show.

5. Karent Sierra
Ghost producing legend Karent Sierra comes in at number five with pride. Every franchise needs that bone collecting housewife to keep the drama going, and Karent did that so well that she almost might be better than Sheree at it. So much drama revolved around Karent, who quite frankly wasn’t even doing anything wrong, that you couldn’t help but feel sorry for her. In saying that, the whole bras and brawls drama, we can all thank Karent for that.

4. Guerdy Abraira
Guerdy is probably the perfect example of a perfect housewife for this show. She excels in her career and is her own independent woman, has a handsome husband and beautiful kids, and has style like no other. Everything about her is just so darn likeable. I can’t wait to see more of this Haitian Queen in new seasons.

3. Alexia Echevarria
My favourite OG by far, Alexia serves personal drama like no other housewife can. Her life is just so genuinely interesting that she doesn’t really need to engage in the group drama dynamic in order to be worthy for the show. Beautiful, stylish, and a champion mother, Alexia is definitely the Queen Bee of RHOM.

2. Nicole Martin
Nicole started off season four as “that boring housewife” as I felt her contributions to the show were small. Until Marysol tried coming for her and she dragged her for filth. That fire Nicole showed was automatically my favourite thing of the entire season. Nicole serves shade, drama, rich bitch energy, and is not scared of a fight, and we stan her for that.

1. Joanna Krupa
She said skinny legend, and that skinny legend is Polish supermodel Joanna Krupa. Never have I seen such messy queen energy before unlike the dynamic performance Joanna served, especially during the bras and brawls fight. Joanna was definitely top-tier housewife material, and it’s a shame we only got to see her antics for two seasons. Joanna carried season two and three and for that is my MVP of RHOM.

Rumours are swirling that season five of RHOM is currently filming, and I truly hope it is because this is the franchise that is serving on the down low, and we need more of it pronto!

– by The Black Widow